Happily Married To...

Be faithful to your belief; never abandon the tie you've made with it, even though at times you're forced to part ways because of some unavoidable circumstances. Always come back to your belief from your eventful astray. Know this, once you betray the belief you marry, it'll abandon you to thousands of false beliefs; for having to hold on to so many beliefs is like breathing indecisively like a man dying from over-exposure to poisonous gas, or like someone's having asthma and doesn't know where the hell did he place his medicine...heck, something like that. Be happily married to your belief.

Too Cool To Be Amused

Fun people laugh at good jokes, acknowledge them appreciatively. Egoists take jokes as attempts to bring down their cool and wise reputation. So next time when you get shot back with swears and curses for an old good joke, don't take it hard. Just do the friendly back-patting and say 'I got you big time pal hohoho!' see how they stay cool with that.